Ruby 2's Day

there once was a rolling stone
he rolled and rolled all along the clock tower
he didn't want to be late to the beetle battle
the who? said ruby two
the beetle battle said ruby one
it's not a serious battle
kind of a bug tussle said the man on the flaming pie
then there was a lull in the conversation so they named it jethro
this is your day said ruby one
thank you, i'll take it, said ruby two
jimmy's hen creaked so they dressed it in janis' poplin sweater
and grateful fred, who owned the hen, turned a deep purple
goodbye said ruby one, it's a beautiful day
so i'm going to visit elenore bigsby bender bar
goodbye said ruby two, and it's my day too!
goodbye rubies, said the rolling stone
and since the day was nearly over
the rolling stone said goodbye ruby two's day